Sunday, September 02, 2007

The eyes of a Fighter Pilot!

I had my one month check up at Ultralase on Friday.

My appointment was at 5pm, I got there about 15mins early and was seen straightaway. It took all of three minutes before I was on my way home again! It went like this: in, asked if I had any complications (no), eye test, look at eyes under microscope, told they look perfect, asked if I have any questions (no), told I can now live my life as normal, told to re-book last appointment for in 5 months time, sent home!

I was delighted to find out that my eyes are now two lines better than 20/20 - better vision than I ever had with glasses. The woman I saw told me that my vision is in the top 5% of the population - the level required by Fighter Pilots. "You've got better vision than me!" She said. "Ah but I've paid for it!" I replied. "Easily the best money I ever spent."

I have the eyes of a fighter pilot! I can't get over it. I keep making pathetic 'piao piao' gun noises to remind everyone of this fact. Hey it keeps me entertained!

I know laser eye surgery doesn't go this fantastically for everyone. I read plenty of stories when I was researching the subject. I heard of people who went from needing one pair of glasses to needing two or three (e.g. different pairs for reading, driving, and middle distance). But I can't possibly put into words how glad I am that I went through with the surgery.

Even if my vision begins to deteriorate - which considering Ultralase offer a lifetime re-treatment guarantee won't be a problem - but if they do deteriorate at the same kind of rate they did in glasses that should mean probably 10/15 years before I reach the stage where I need to worry about driving.

If I don't sound enthusiastic any longer, it's because it feels normal to have perfect vision. It's just every now and again a little bubble bursts inside me and I go, "The eyes of a fighter pilot! Wow! Piao piao!"